i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
"AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN’T FOR YOU MEDDLING FIREMEN!!"
Ozzy Osbourne sings John Lennon’s “How?”
For all the crap he gets Paul Bissonnette can really be a class act sometimes.
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
This whole fucking site smokes crack.
Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here
I want a sugar daddy to warm up my bank account in this chill of winter
"Who, from the cast, for you think would be the most deadly in the Hunger Games?"